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Don't ever try to help a woman unless she specifically asks you for it. Even then, playfully make her beg for it. And tell her it won't be free; ask her to give you something for the help. Proceed to helping only after an agreement is reached. Do this even when she asks you to push her wheelchair. Ugly, beautiful, no exception. But be sure to be playful about it. Because women are not attracted to men who are always ready to help them. They're called FRIENDS. And there's a special hell for them called FRIENDZONE.